White middle-class heterosexual male who refuses to apologise for having been born that way but will defend to the death anyone else's right to be otherwise as long as they don't insist on attacking me. Married, two point fur kids (point fur being the cat). Have been working in computer security for a decade, from which I have learned that a) most users will not do stupid things as long as you tell them not to, b) the rest will keep me gainfully employed until I feel like retiring, and c) all Operating Systems are crap and need fixing (see b) re. gainful employment).
I post under a pseudonym to (try to) disassociate from work. I don't speak for my employers here, and they know it.